EVOLVED TENDONS

Load Your Damn Tendons. Properly.

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You've got a tendon problem.

Maybe it's patellar tendinopathy in a lifter who can't squat heavy anymore. Maybe it's Achilles issues in a runner who's tried every "return to running" protocol on the internet. Maybe it's a pitcher with elbow tendon pain that comes and goes but never really leaves.

You've tried the standard playbook: eccentric loading, time off, isometrics, gradually building volume back up.

And it kind of worked. For a while. Until it didn't.

Here's why your tendon protocols keep failing:

You can stretch it.

You can floss it.

You can smash it with a lacrosse ball and chant "mobility" like you're summoning tissue change through interpretive dance.

But tendons don't care about your mobility rituals.
They care about one thing: load.

And not just any load.

It has to be:

→ On the right tendon

→ At the right length

→ At the right speed tolerance

That's the level of specificity tendons demand.

And yet, most programs are still poking around in the dark with a TheraBand and a wish

Evolved Tendons gives you the diagnostic tools to figure out:

  • Which specific structure needs attention

  • Which position reveals the actual flaw

  • Which exercises solve the problem instead of just masking it until Thursday

Fuck copy-paste-repeat protocols. This is a problem-solving system for coaches and practitioners who want to understand how to rebuild tendon capacity under load.

Here’s What’s Inside:

    • How to identify which tendon is actually the problem (not just which one hurts)

    • Position testing that reveals length-tension relationships

    • Speed tolerance evaluation that tells you where to start loading

    • Achilles: Soleus vs. gastrocnemius differentiation and targeted loading progressions

    • Patellar: Quad tendon vs. patellar tendon positioning and force application

    • Hamstring: Proximal loading strategies that don't just hammer the muscle belly

    • Hip: Glute med/min tendon work that isn't another clamshell variation

    • Length: How to find and load the specific range where tissue adaptation happens

    • Speed: When to use isometric vs. eccentric vs. concentric loading (and why it matters)

    • Load: Progressive overload frameworks that actually progress instead of just adding reps

    • Why your athlete's tendon pain got better then came back

    • How to tell if you're loading the right structure (or just the surrounding muscles)

    • When to back off, when to push through, when to change position entirely

    • Real case examples showing how to build from pain to performance

    • Loading strategies you can adapt to your athletes

    • Common mistakes and how to spot them before they derail progress

  • Because reading "load the tendon" means nothing without seeing what that actually looks like.

I NEED THIS!

Physical Therapist, Boston

“I've been treating tendon issues for 8 years. This is the first resource that actually explains WHY certain positions work and others don't.”

Strength Coach, D1 Baseball

“My pitcher's elbow tendon pain disappeared in 6 weeks after two years of on-and-off issues. The specificity made all the difference.”

Evolved Tendons is for you if:

You're tired of tendon protocols that work sometimes, for some people, maybe

You want to understand the mechanism, not just follow a recipe

Your athletes keep re-injuring the same tendon because "rehab" never addressed the actual problem

You understand that tendons need months of consistent loading, not three weeks of bands

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You're a coach or practitioner who wants diagnostic precision, not generic progressions